I am blessed in my life to have some very good friends who are also incredible writers. One of them is this lady. Her books are original and funny. Definitely take the time to check them out. This is from the first book in her Mt. Olympus Employment Agency series.
I’d owned that potted philodendron for two years without it ever uttering a word–so naturally, I ignored it when it finally spoke up.
-Unfinished Muse, R.L. Naquin